Winter Bikerland
Winter Bikerland

“The weather outside is frightful,” begins the winter classic song that urges the skies to let it snow. But snow and the bitter cold weather that comes this time of year in the northern states leaves the average biker with a dismal feeling. For most, it equates to the winter ritual of properly preparing their bike for at least three months of hibernation while the biker waits with much anxiety for spring to break.

So what’s a biker to do over the winter? Invite the homies over for egg nog while wiggling and warming their toes by the fire? Whip out the Scrabble board to partake in a game or two while loading up on hot chocolate with marshmallows? Or do they sit and stare at their garaged bike, hoping, wishing, and waiting? I pondered the thought and decided to throw out the question to find out just exactly what the two-wheeled road warriors and bike clubs do over the bitter cold winter months.

Now, of course, I must mention our southern counterparts of whom we must remind ourselves not to harbor the same disdain for their riding fortune as one would have for a slender woman polishing off a double fudge, whip cream brownie sundae with a side of bacon while complaining that she can never gain weight. “We never 'winterize' our bikes cause we ride all the time,” said 2Tuff, President of the Ebony Angels. While I turn up the heat to ward off the 20-degree hawk just outside my window, she proceeds report that, “It's 6:38 pm here in Raleigh, NC. I literally just got off my R1 and came in to check my email. I've been riding since about 2:30 PM when I got off work. It's a lovely 70+ degrees here and the weather is great for riding.”

Oh, joy. I mean, really, 2Tuff, we Midwesterners and Northerners are so…happy for you. I mean…uh, yeah, happy. Sigh.

Now let’s see what the Midwest and Northerners are up to this winter.


Made Men MC - NY/NJ

“My club members and I are planning to attend the PRO Convention in New Jersey,” says Nino Brown, P.R.O. for the Made Men MC (New Jersey/New York). “We are also sponsors of this year’s convention.” Now in it’s fifth year, the PRO Convention has quickly become the “must attend” motorcycle event of the winter. The convention originated as networking tool for Public Relations Officers to assist them in becoming more effective in their bike club positions. The idea was for the attendees to take the information back to their respective clubs and utilize it to aid in building a stronger and more positive nationwide motorcycle community. There’s also information for all riders and aspiring riders on safe riding, riding gear, motorcycle maintenance and more. With its first year attendance of 117 in 2004, the PRO Convention registration has exploded to over 1200 people and more than 375 bike clubs nationwide in 2008.

Many clubs like the Double Lyte Posse Sportbike Club in Philadelphia use the winter months to step up their community service activities. “Our last ride for the season is usually the ABATE Toy Run in Philly,” said Double Lyte Posse member, Lady Kim. In November, 2007, they were the first club to receive a citation from the City Council of Philadelphia, honoring them for their community involvement. This year, in addition to their community efforts, they are also planning a winter ski trip.
“Snow falls, so who wants to ride? Nobody!” said Lavish of Boogie Down MC in Michigan. “Nothing to do now but work now. We work hard to pay for next summer fixing our old bikes, buying new bikes, and making up for the time that we left our families behind to ride our bikes.” I came across a few who shared this sentiment. Spring, summer, and fall, bikers tend to have a three-way love affair with their bikes and the road, leaving only scraps of time for anyone else who may be living at home. Winter seems to be a season of bowing down, apologizing, and making up for lost time. Well, at least until spring hits again.

And in the Midwest, many bikers descend upon East St. Louis, IL for the Missouri/Illinois Association of MC/SC’s Annual Black New Year’s Dance the last Saturday of January (January 26, 2008). For about 10 years, hundreds of bikers and bike clubs from Memphis, Indianapolis, Chicago, St. Louis, and many other cities meet up and pack downtown St. Louis hotels for nothing more than food, camaraderie, and just a plain old winter good time with fellow lovers of the iron.

Prez Rocket said, “In addition to year round charity, the North Carolina Chapter of the #1 Stunnas also take this time to keep safety and maintenance on the forefront of every members minds by allowing our road captain to show us the correct way to check air pressure, check/change tires, check/change brakes, proper storage, how to flush and refill fluids, tighten chains, adjust clutches, and many other procedures that all bikers should be exposed to. We dedicate a portion of each monthly meeting to our road captain so he can give safety and maintenance tips.”


#1 Stunnas - NC Chapter

Then there’s the die-hard biker who knows no season. The ones to whom the plunge of mercury is an insignificant event. “I usually keep the tank full and the battery charger on the 600 (well the 1000 too) so I can start it up at anytime and go riding,” says solo rider Kirk of Salt Lake City, UT. “I usually wait until January for the idiots from the holidays to stay home and off the roads. If I can get out of the driveway with no snow, I usually will get out a couple of times a month. There are a few of us crazies out in 20-30 degree weather!”

Crazy? Nah. Just a true to the core, passionate bike lover that doesn’t believe in a Winter Bikerland.


ABOUT THE FEATURE WRITER
Cherlyn "2Spicy" Michaels is a member of the St. Louis #1 Stunnas Motorsports Club and the author of two novels, including her latest, First Fridays. Visit her online at www.myspace.com/cherlynmichaels or email her at 2Spicy@urbanburnout.com.